I hear ya big time morgan.

I'm giving the OW my tennis bracelet. No, seriously. My ex had the nerve to ask for it back during our divorce proceedings. I gave it to him because he agreed to leave my retirement alone (he was entitled to half). So, technically I'm giving my bracelet to HIM, but you KNOW it will be on her wrist Christmas morning. Merry Christmas, honey, here's my ex wife's sloppy seconds. Enjoy!

Hmmm, now that I think about it, it probably won't bother her one bit. After all, she has my ex. :)

*high five* momsren! :-)
Morgan...tempting, maybe...too bad they don't have a cheaper gift card though!

I give all three mirrors & books on values & moral...

OMG Morgan that's an excellent idea! I think I might really do that seriously I might. At the place I am at right now I really might do it.

I will put 100 on the card though and fool her

I'll send her a box of kleenex so she has something to wipe her pathetic face with when my husband wakes up one day and realizes what an ugly skanky whore he gave his life up for.

lisalynn...you are gonna have to give that one something stronger than Kleenex...like Clorox Disinfectant Wipes or something! ;-p

Good idea Joybean, I'll send her a whole case of them lol.

Momsren - can you infect somehow before you give it back? Give back a CZ copy? How gross that she would want to wear your bracelet - people and their power trips are cra-aa-zy.

I also like the idea of some diarrhea inducing holiday sweets - wouldn't that be fun?

I wanted to send a Xmas card to everyone in her small town that had her last name that said.

HER NAME
Screwed my husband and gave him a blowjob.
She gives new meaning to white trash whore.
Merry Xmas

But some on here thought that was a bad idea. I still haven't done it but I might.

These sneaking bitches need to be exposed to EVERYONE including their family. She has screwed up my kids Holidays why shouldn't I screw up hers.

I send her condoms since morals isn't possible. Oh, and a dentist.

I think I would send the OW a box of garbage bags -- tall kitchen, I believe...so that she can look like the piece of trash that she is....

I had originally wanted to take out just one too many links on the bracelet so it wouldn't fit when she tried it on. I don't know for a fact that it will be regifted. It's possible he's going to take my wedding ring and the bracelet and upgrade to a new gift for her. (Yes, he actually asked for my wedding ring back and I gave it to him in exchange for release of liability of his $70,000 debt load).

Oh this one is EASy...I SEND HIM AND ALL HIS BITCHES..THE HIV VIRUS...THAT WILL TEACH ALL THIER DISGISTING ASSES ABOUT PHUCKING SOMEONE ELSE MAN OR WOMAN......I'D KILL THEM ALL....JUST BEING HONEST....

More like Fredrick's of Hollywood, Morgan. Let her know she's low rent and Vickie's Secret is too upscale for a cheating @#@^%@*#

And I liked the one about sending a Christmas card to all the neighbors. Boy, the OW is lucky I don't have a photo of her now. There's about a bazillion things I could think of to do with it.

As for me, my Christmas present would be to tape record all of the conversations we ever had when she backstabbed her family and friends, then print the transcripts in the newspaper. I'd like nothing more for her to be rejected by all of those people who wrongly thought she was/is a saint, for the rest of her pitiful life.

If they only knew.