Incest Survivors Support Group
Incest refers to any sexual activity between closely related persons that is illegal or socially taboo. Consensual adult incest is very rare. Incest between adults and prepubescent or adolescent children is a form of child sexual abuse that has been shown to be one of the most extreme forms of childhood trauma. If you or a loved one is a survivor of incest, join the group...
from another site. i added girls to the list. Add your funny memory.
thanks:
rich
blog: justanothersurvivror.wordpress.com
Back in September 2005 Ste started a thread that really helped a lot of us. It was about raising boys and things that we discover as we are growing up. It was fun to look back at some of those moments and just laugh. It was important to me because at that moment, when I was finally planning on disclosing to my parents, I really needed to get back in touch with who I was as a boy. I needed to see I wasn't a worthless empty shell with nothing but pain and shame to my life.
Ste, you have been there for me so many times and I really appreciate it - beyond words. So this one is for you, my friend.
Here is my collected contribution to that hilarious thread. Please feel free to add. And mainly...E N J O Y!!!
Things boys discover
1. A bowl of cheerios thrown into a fan is the funniest thing in the world.
2. A car hit by peas from a peashooter can stop in 2.1 seconds.
3. A carp in Mom's washtub can knock the standpipe out.
4. A dead carp starts to smell in 15 minutes.
5. Juice sprayed from trying to crack open your own lobster can hit people at a table 8 feet away.
6. The laundry hamper and the toilet look the same at 3 am.
7. Men's hats (1950s) go all funny when laundry and cleaning supplies are mixed in them.
8. Sisters can be tricked into taking ruined hats to Grandpa as a present.
9. Grandfathers believe girls more than boys.
10. Little sisters think that a nickel is worth more than a dime.
11. Mothers believe girls more than boys.
12. A clove of garlic is just one of those bits, not the whole head.
13. "Add one teaspoon of coffee" means liquid coffee, not coffee grounds.
14. Dads never fall for the water in the gin bottle trick.
15. No neighbors within half a mile of a teenager's house like Jimi Hendrix.
16. Going to a restaurant is especially cool because Dad forgets and leaves money on the table.
17. Sisters will rat you out if you don't share it with them.
18. It is not a good idea to try to leap from a boat to the dock.
19. Docks always have dead fish under them.
20. Docks are never in water less than a mile deep.
21. White underwear goes transparent when it's wet.
22. A girl hitting an egg with a tennis racket...that's the funniest thing in the world!
23. It takes an hour to wash egg out of a girl's blouse by hand.
24. No sister will back you up when you say it was her dog that threw up on the carpet.
25. Colt 45 in a cake mix is disgusting.
26. The minister next door will always be home when your parents are away.
27. When you are stoned, hiding with your friends under the picnic table doesn't make you less conspicuous.
28. Mothers cannot fix dead rabbits squashed on the street outside your house.
29. Girls don't appreciate frogs.
30. Mothers think its funny to sew the legs shut on blue jeans that have been patched 20 times and are just getting comfortable.
31. A girlfriend's mother will not be impressed when you come in from the garden to greet her and walk right into the closed glass patio door.
32. If your mother tells you to plant her bulbs for her and you don't have time to do it, the solution is NOT to dig a hole and bury them.
33. It is bad politics to ask a girlfriend's dad: "Is this film really in color?"
34. You can't run a dishwasher on washing up liquid.
35. There is a reason why jacuzzis don't have sachets of bubble bath close by.
36. When you deposit a dollar in the bank, you don't need to sign the bill so they know which one is yours.
37. If you need your clothes out of the washing machine and need to skip some steps and Mom isn't home for hours, just block the lock mechanism on the top and run the spin cycle with the top of the washing machine open.
thanks:
rich
blog: justanothersurvivror.wordpress.com
Back in September 2005 Ste started a thread that really helped a lot of us. It was about raising boys and things that we discover as we are growing up. It was fun to look back at some of those moments and just laugh. It was important to me because at that moment, when I was finally planning on disclosing to my parents, I really needed to get back in touch with who I was as a boy. I needed to see I wasn't a worthless empty shell with nothing but pain and shame to my life.
Ste, you have been there for me so many times and I really appreciate it - beyond words. So this one is for you, my friend.
Here is my collected contribution to that hilarious thread. Please feel free to add. And mainly...E N J O Y!!!
Things boys discover
1. A bowl of cheerios thrown into a fan is the funniest thing in the world.
2. A car hit by peas from a peashooter can stop in 2.1 seconds.
3. A carp in Mom's washtub can knock the standpipe out.
4. A dead carp starts to smell in 15 minutes.
5. Juice sprayed from trying to crack open your own lobster can hit people at a table 8 feet away.
6. The laundry hamper and the toilet look the same at 3 am.
7. Men's hats (1950s) go all funny when laundry and cleaning supplies are mixed in them.
8. Sisters can be tricked into taking ruined hats to Grandpa as a present.
9. Grandfathers believe girls more than boys.
10. Little sisters think that a nickel is worth more than a dime.
11. Mothers believe girls more than boys.
12. A clove of garlic is just one of those bits, not the whole head.
13. "Add one teaspoon of coffee" means liquid coffee, not coffee grounds.
14. Dads never fall for the water in the gin bottle trick.
15. No neighbors within half a mile of a teenager's house like Jimi Hendrix.
16. Going to a restaurant is especially cool because Dad forgets and leaves money on the table.
17. Sisters will rat you out if you don't share it with them.
18. It is not a good idea to try to leap from a boat to the dock.
19. Docks always have dead fish under them.
20. Docks are never in water less than a mile deep.
21. White underwear goes transparent when it's wet.
22. A girl hitting an egg with a tennis racket...that's the funniest thing in the world!
23. It takes an hour to wash egg out of a girl's blouse by hand.
24. No sister will back you up when you say it was her dog that threw up on the carpet.
25. Colt 45 in a cake mix is disgusting.
26. The minister next door will always be home when your parents are away.
27. When you are stoned, hiding with your friends under the picnic table doesn't make you less conspicuous.
28. Mothers cannot fix dead rabbits squashed on the street outside your house.
29. Girls don't appreciate frogs.
30. Mothers think its funny to sew the legs shut on blue jeans that have been patched 20 times and are just getting comfortable.
31. A girlfriend's mother will not be impressed when you come in from the garden to greet her and walk right into the closed glass patio door.
32. If your mother tells you to plant her bulbs for her and you don't have time to do it, the solution is NOT to dig a hole and bury them.
33. It is bad politics to ask a girlfriend's dad: "Is this film really in color?"
34. You can't run a dishwasher on washing up liquid.
35. There is a reason why jacuzzis don't have sachets of bubble bath close by.
36. When you deposit a dollar in the bank, you don't need to sign the bill so they know which one is yours.
37. If you need your clothes out of the washing machine and need to skip some steps and Mom isn't home for hours, just block the lock mechanism on the top and run the spin cycle with the top of the washing machine open.
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I feel so dirty and used I was drunk and passed out at a party when I came around some guy was on top of me rapeing me he covered my mouth and told me to shut up afterwards he got up and got dressed and said I better not tell anyone I found my friend and reported that I had been raped after having medical checks and them getting DNA I've taken the morning after pill IAM just so depressed and...
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Upon his departure, he remarked, "I am in many people’s pockets; no one will believe you." Have you ever grappled with the silence that follows sexual assault, where the perceived impossibility of being believed necessitates self-censorship?
I found that:
- An aerosol spray can of Aqua-Net hairspray and a cigarette lighter makes a great flame thrower;
- Rayon drapes DO NOT stand up to a flame thrower;
- A sister screams LOUDLY when black smoke starts vomiting out of the back room due to the combination of Rayon drapes and a flame thrower;
- With a screw driver and a pair of needle nose pliers, wind-up alarm clocks come apart MUCH easier than they go back together;
- Once a 9 year old takes a wind-up alarm clock apart, it will never work again;
- A pie pan of rubbing alcohol will ignite VERY easily;
- It is very easy to spill a pie pan full of lit alcohol, but in a dark room it looks REALLY cool;
- Linoleum will melt rather quickly when flaming alcohol is spilled on it;
- One sheet of newspaper will not stop the fumes from model car glue from taking the finish off of a varnished maple coffee table;
- Chemistry sets from 1970 contained chemicals that will explode, start fires, make noxious fumes that smell up an entire house and lead other "accidents".
- Outside of teaching kids how to make explosions, start fires, make fumes and other "accidents", there was little educational purpose for a 1970's chemistry sets.
- Parents should NEVER purchase a chemistry set for a pre-adolescent boy;
- After two weeks in the summer with no air conditioning, Cool Whip containers hidden under a boy's bed which containing a dead bird, will explode.
- Once a dead bird in a Cool Whip container explodes under a bed, the smell never entirely goes away until the box springs are replaced.
- There is no logical explanation for why a boy would put a dead bird in a Cool Whip container and place it under his bed;
- Sticking a key into an electrical outlet shocks the SPIT out of you;
- Light bulbs do not work underwater unless they are designed to work under water;
- A broken light bulb in a metal bucket of water will shock the SPIT out of you;
- Pool tables should not be in the same room as your mother's collectible glassware;
- Mother's go ape-spit when they hear collectible glassware breaking, and they do not care if you almost made your skip-shot;
- In 1981, Mother's who find your bag of pot and leave it on the table for your father to look at, can't tell that you have substituted it for a bag of sphagnum moss and seeds when they take it to the burn barrel and make you watch them burn it;
- Sister's do not find dried horse poop proper material to have thrown at them;
- A sister's boyfriend will find fresh dog poop that you hid under their car's front seat after one good hot day;
- Never put dog poop under your sister's boyfriend's car seat if he is a high school boxing and wrestling champion;
- Never drink red wine, eat a pizza with jalapenos, then go to a friend's house and drink a glass of milk;
- If you drink red wine, eat a pizza with jalapenos and then drink a glass of milk at a friend's house, do not lie down on that friend's mother's new white couch;
- Headspins are fun;
- Headspins are fun until you fall into the fire pit;
- Headspins are fun until you run your mother's car (fresh out of the repair shop) into a ditch and total it;
- Car insurance is expensive, as is a new car for your mother;
- After you party for 40 straight hours with no sleep, hallucinations can occur without the aid of hallucinogenics;
- If you take your cousin's from California (whom you have never met before and whose parent's are staying with your grandmother) and you all pass out at a friend's house, you will never be allowed to take your cousin's anywhere again, especially if two of the three are minors;
- Never pee from a second story window of a house, if directly below you is an open window with a fan pulling cool air (and "moisture") into the kitchen below; especially if your aunt is sitting directly in front of the window fan.
These are just a few of the things I can remember off the top of my head, God only knows what I CAN'T remember! My parent's were saints - or crazy, not sure which. But, they loved me and still do - again, another of God's mysteries or PROOF that they were crazy.
Refuse2quit
Thanks I needed a good laugh
brothers are going to end up throwing punches during so-called wrestling matches, and brothers will be mad at one another for punches
when brother 1 is mad that brother 2 threw a punch, he will try to prove to big sister that rules were violated by throwing a punch at big sister - for demonstration only, not actual contact
when brothers are upset, demonstration punches might accidentally make contact
even girls who are sissy will reflexively throw back a punch at brothers who make contact
when a brother and sister accidentally give each other bloody lips, it is very funny to look in the mirror together at the results
Moms do not think this is funny at all
Dads can easily do 75 sit ups, so girls who don't like doing real sit ups should not doubt Dads because Dads have more life experience and determination than girls who would rather read and play with dolls than be athletic
girls who bet 5 dollars that their dads cannot do 75 sit ups will lose their money
brothers always get to climb ladders to get boxes from the attic for Mom and sisters only get to hear about what that was like
brothers get to drive Dad's truck and sisters get to hear about it
brothers get to mow lawns and sisters get to weed and do laundry
sisters can dress brothers up in ballet tutus if brothers are too little to understand that tutus are for girls
Dads do not like it when sisters make their toddler brothers into cross dressers
toddler boys are just fine with big sisters dressing them in tutus and taking pictures of them as long as sisters are willing to play with the Tonka trucks later - cookies help too
sisters can convince Mom on almost everything to get their way unless Mom can tell the brother's feelings are hurt - when little brothers figure out Moms get their hearts broken over their tears, little brothers learn how to make themselves cry for dramatic effect with Mom, and Mom is much slower at figuring out the truth than Sister.
Sisters always tell on little brothers
Little brothers always try to negotiate with Mom so big sister is not punished
When Mom points out how unfair it is to little brother that sister tattles and little brother defends sister from punishment, sister thinks it is funny and brother still loves sister anyway
Sister always thinks little brother is Mom's favorite
Moms say big sisters should be good examples and little brothers are so cute
little brothers think it's better to punch sister's new boyfriend than to shake his hand
even when grown up, little brothers make sure sister's husband knows a punch is coming if husband does not play nice
brothers always have sister's back
brothers and sisters will always tell each other the cold hard truth when everyone else tries to make you feel better by lying
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and that's all I got - great fun!!
Dads will not take a girl's money when she is upset for losing her bet Dad could not do 75 sit ups, but Dad will take brother's money to teach him a lesson in life