Hepatitis C Support Group
Hepatitis C is a blood-borne viral disease which can cause liver inflammation, fibrosis, cirrhosis and liver cancer. The hepatitis C virus (HCV) is spread by blood-to-blood contact with an infected person's blood. Many people with HCV infection have no symptoms and are unaware of the need to seek treatment. Hepatitis C infects an estimated 150-200 million people worldwide.
"Doctor, Doctor! You've gotta help me! I have a
sore throat, I ache all over and I have a fever."
"Sounds like a virus."
"Everyone in the office has it."
"Well then, maybe it's a staff infection."
sore throat, I ache all over and I have a fever."
"Sounds like a virus."
"Everyone in the office has it."
"Well then, maybe it's a staff infection."
The doctor says "Look Joe, this is the third time you've been in here this month. If you keep drinking brake fluid it will kill you! I think you have a serious addiction"
"Relax man, I can stop at any time."
"Ah well, you must have a case of Tom Jones syndrome."
"I've never heard of that."
Breaking out into song: "It's Not Unusual"
I can never remember any jokes:(
Pick a cod, any cod!
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!!!!
Hey Sr.Oso! those are some funny ones for sure and I haven't seen them used for quite some time being a friend of Bill's and all so thanks for sharing those candies of humor ;>)~
Here's one that's interactive and could also be changed so that it's not gender specific...
it starts like this when you say it to another person by asking the recipient to stick their finger into the middle of your fist from the thumb side in...
Got that so far? Good! Once that has been completed, you then ask the recipient this question:
"Why do Women smokers make better lovers?"
Meanwhile - As you're asking this question, you are simultaneously squeezing their finger every time you cough by doing so at least 3 or 4 times ;>) ;>) ;>)
Respectfully, (For the most part!)
HANK
allright, one more time b*****s..
a biker is trippin down a country road one night about dusk. in his mirror he sees a tiny speck coming up behind him and fast. it turns out to be a chicken when it pulls alongside him. not believing his eyes the biker kicked it up to 60 , then 70 mph and the chicken never missed a beat and in fact screamed past him and skidded into an old farm about a mile up the road. the biker, seeing an old farmer in the barnyard pulled in to inquire about the speeding chicken. the farmer explained that it was a special breed of bird bred by the locals for its lean meat. ill be damned sez the biker. how do they taste? the farmer says that so far noone knows because nobody has ever been able to catch one of em yet..