As a pair of horny teenagers, me and my bf at the time were keen to try sex outside. Lucky me, I lived right in the middle of the countryside- lots of fields. We picked one by a river and noticed a fenced off area. Thinking we'd get more privacy, we climbed over the fence, lay down and got on with the fumbling business of inexperienced sex.

I was on top, and leaned down to kiss his neck when suddenly, he threw me off of him and took off! Sprinted away across the field, he did, naked as the day he was born, cleared the fence in one leap and was going "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!"

Naturally, i was confused and screeched his name dramatically. As I did, I heard rustling behind me, and turned around to see a couple of young BULLS staring straight at me and pawing the ground.

I grabbed my bag and fled in the same direction, burning with shame as I vaulted the fence and raced past a group of OAP's, clearly on a walking tour.

I then screamed and cried at my bf for "leaving me to be killed" as if it had been a pack of vicious wolves and not two bovine creatures. Of course, they could have done me some serious damage though. He then had the nerve to ask me to go back and see if I could find his CD Walkman!!

LOL, that is so funny! What a great way of telling the story also. I bet those young bulls were horny and looking for some action. Girl, if I were you I would be sprinting too!

WOW...not sure anyone will be able to top that one Magic ! lol

My first wife and i were on a couch in her sisters' apartment. The back of the couch was to the front door, just to set the scene lol We both THOUGHT noone would be coming home anytime soon and we both THOUGHT the door was locked lol

Well, as i was sitting there with the wife on her knees by my side with me fingering her while she was going to town on me orally, neither of us heard the key hit the lock nor her Mother walk in !! NORMALLY, i pride myself on my hearing, but i mean she was REALLY going to town on me and i was SO in the moment lol

We recouped and covered up the best and fastest we could lol Fortunately, her mom was VERY cool about it lol We left shortly after and she finished me off in my car ;op

I guess you could call this a sex story. I was riding motorcycles with a bunch of bikers I rode with. We had hit several taverns and were riding down a highway when the leader said, "P Break" and he turned down a dirt road and rode about a mile down this road. It looked to me as a road that was seldom traveled and I guess the rest of the bikers felt the same way. We parked our Motorcycles and they all unzipped and started to relieve themselves. I saw a bridge and a creek just a few feet away from where they all were so, I walked over on the bridge, unzipped and was letting it rain down in the water. I heard the bikers laughing but, I was busy so I just ignored them. When I turned around, there sat a car with a man and woman in it, not 3 feet from me. What was I supposed to do? Both of them had seen me, rather obvious, since I was facing them so, I finished, tucked everything away and walked off the bridge. They drove off and the lady was trying not to look at me and the bikers were hee hawing themselves nuts.
I hope that couple enjoyed the show. At least they had something to talk about at least.

My late Husband and I were having sex and our new Sheltie puppy was asleep at the bottom of our bed. The puppy woke up to see what the excitement was and licked my Husband's butt. My Husband let out the loudest and strangest yelp. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Sidecar, I was exploring some Alabama back roads with my second wife. The road crested a slight rise, then descended into a ravine where there was a bridge over a creek. There, sitting on the railing of the bridge, was a woman with her pants around her ankles letting it go into the creek. On the other side of the bridge was her husband/partner/whatever also peeing over the edge. We stopped and backed up out of sight. When we heard gravel flying we knew they were gone.

My funniest sex story. Hmmmm. An occasional girlfriend and I were parked out in the middle of nowhere, Autauga County, Alabama. We were both virgins, she'd just given in, and were were in the back seat of my car naked. Just as I was putting the rubber on a car pulled off the road behind us and its spotlight on the driver's side came on along with the high beams. Holy crap! The sheriff! I was over the back seat in one roll, fired up the car and was out of there. I was counting on the fact that I knew the dirt roads there and was probably a better driver than some fat fart sheriff's deputy.

He never came after us. We were a few miles away before I realized that the car had no light on the roof. There were no unmarked sheriff's cars in that area. It was probably some other kids out for the same thing we were and they were in a car with a spotlight (pretty common back then and there). Well, the mood was shattered for her, so we pulled over, I got dressed and took her home.

In retrospect, it worked out for the best. We would both have been quite lousy, I'm sure, and it would have been a negative experience for each of us. A few years later we finally got together as non-virgins and it was quite enjoyable.

Like magick, pair of horny teenagers in my gf's parents garage on a Sunday morning, she had just taken her top off and I was desperate to get down to it, rushing to get my jeans off, I lost my balance and fell backwards against the up and over garage door, and it went up and over, jeans and undies round my ankles, the mother of all boners, I rolled onto her driveway to be met by an audience of Sunday morning car washers, alerted by the crashing of my carcass against the door..

I spent the next few years avoiding that particular street, my gf wasn't so lucky, although they didn't see her, joining the dots was quite easy, her father certainly did :(

i was working at walmart and me and a co-worker were flirting back and forth for a few weeks so we decided to go into the tire storage area to have sex. I was so paranoid that someone was gonna walk in that i barley enjoyed it but he sure got off lol. in the end we never got caught

BrokenEye, I'm still chuckling at your story now!

As a teen, I got caught by parents LOADS of times.



Not the funniest, but definitely the most horribly embarrassing experience was this.I got into an Archers( peach schnapps) drinking contest at a mates 18th birthday. I almost drank a whole bottle, neat. Legendary.I was properly wrecked and as me and the bf stumbled back into his prim and proper parents house, where we were spending the night. I somehow managed to get up the stairs, telling him at the top of my drunken voice, how much I wanted him inside me, and shedding my clothes on the way up the stairs. In his bedroom, there was a dining chair in the way of the bed. Drunken teenage mind kicked in and I obviously assumed I could walk through the chair. The sound of splintering wood barely registered as I flung myself onto the bed, misjudged and smacked my forehead on a bedside cabinet, knocking myself out cold. I came round, minutes later, to find myself in my underwear with bf's father's hand on my cheek, his face staring down into mine. Obviously bringing me back into consciousness. That didn't click with me. I totally forgot I had removed my own clothes, called him a pervert and said "get your son, it's him I want to fuck, not you!" A gasp from Bf's hideously overprotective mother alerted me to her presence in the doorway. (this was all relayed to me in fits of laughter by bf's sis the next day) I turned to her and said "calm down love, I'm not gonna hurt your precious angel. Unless he begs me to, eh?" and then turned over and curled up in a fit of cackling laughter. I then asked the Dad to unhook my bra because "my hands won't work properly"

The next day I was promptly charged 120 sodding pounds for the dining chair and had to endure the most silent sunday lunch ever, with bf's dad trying hard not to look directly at me, and bf's sis giggling into her roast beef.

This story may possibly be the reason that I've never gotten as drunk as that ever again. It's also a brilliant advert as to why the drinking age in the UK should be raised to 21.

I have another one, but only a close call, I lived in Northern California for quite a few years, there is a public transport system called BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit), Me and the gf were going for a night out in San Francisco, I had always fancied slipping her one in a public place and this seemed a good opportunity, we lived in Dublin and the trip would have been about an hour, so plenty of time, she climbed up on my lap, and we were having fun when the brakes slammed on, and very nearly detached my cock at the hinge, we held on for dear life until the thing came to a shuddering halt, she stayed put until I deflated, I never got to complete and we never tried it again :(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

when i was in my teens i was spending the night by a friends house and we had some guys over while her mom was at work. we were all drinking and me and one of the guys decided to go do it in the downstairs bathroom. now mind u the bathroom is a half bathrooom which means its very small just a toilet and a sink. anywayz he lifted me up on the sink and we proceded to go at it. for balance i grabbed hold of the towel rack and needless to say the sex was good and on climax i ripped the towel rack out of the wall. meanwhile everyone else was right outside the door hearing EVERYTHING, when we were done everyone had a good laugh about the towel rack. that is until my friends mom got home she went ballistic about her towel rack wanted to know what happened my friend made something up, needless to say i was beyond embarrassment but now that i look back it was pretty funy

One time at band camp.................