Best funny story.... My ex-bf and I were in a park, and getting just a teensy bit horny. We started making out, hands up shirt, down pants, and we decided to make love in the midst of Mother Nature. He got on the ground, pulled down his pants. I had my glasses off, pants off, ready to straddle him, and all of the sudden he started freaking out. Turns out we'd decided that a fire ant mount was the best play to go for it. For those not from the southern US, fire ants are these bitchy little ants that bite, and burn, and leave sore itchy little bumps where they bite.

I walked away with a few bites. Poor baby ex got the worst of it. His family jewels were bitten up :( Plus he couldn't put his pants back on as they were just covered with the ants as well.

Ha, that's great!

At the age of 17, I was out walking with a BF at the time and we were feeling a bit randy, but with both of us living at home and it being a school night, there was no chance in hell we were going to get any privacy at our respective homes. So we decided to head for a local school yard which we thought would be safely deserted at that time of night. We found a jungle gym that provided what we thought was enough privacy being that it was made of wood the size of rail road ties and had a tube slide that was an orange heavy duty plastic.
We commence to getting our groove on with both our pants off since he's on his back and I'm riding him and my shirt is undone with his hands on my tits. We are well into it when both of us hear a car door shut from the edge of the field several hundred yards away. Peeking out we see it's the Garda (what they call cops here) and in the dark we can make out a figure heading our way towards the jungle gym for what we guessed later was a routine check because of recent vandalism. I jump off his erection and we scramble to get dressed quickly before the officer reaches us. I am more successful and have got my pants back on just as we hear his foot steps on the gravel circling round to the ladder next to the slide. I quickly decide it best that I cut him off and stall him whilst my BF gets his own pants on, and being a girl, he maybe more sympathetic and nicer to me.
Rather then come down the ladder, I decide it would be quicker and perhaps appear more innocent if I was to come down the slide. So I slip down the slide and even let out a little "weeee" just to make it appear that we are just reliving our younger days innocently enough. and act surprised when I land at the bottom as the officer arrived at the set.
I give him a big smile and a, "Hello, everything alright?" As he looks at me peculiarly.
"What's going on?" he asked sternly.
"Nothing, just hanging out, having a bit of a chat."
Behind me up the slide I hear a muffled "shit" and to my horror my knickers come sliding down the tube quickly followed by my BF still fastening his fly as he tried to stop them from making an appearance. I snatch up my panties and try to stuff them into my back pocket but for some reason I am unsuccessful so I just hold them scrunched up in my hand behind my back, hoping he hadn't noticed what article of material they may have been. The officer just looks at us both with an eyebrow cocked waiting for an explanation as we wait to see what he's going to say.
Finally my BF speaks up and I guess realizing it can't be played off as being too innocent, says to him, "We wasn't up to much, you know, just making out..."
The officer stands there for a bit longer still observing us with his eyebrow still cocked, then finally says,"Miss, your pants are on inside out, I suspect you'll want to fix that before you head on home."
With that he turned on his heels and headed back to his patrol car.
We laughed about it the next day but we was pretty quiet on the walk back home.

LOL Steff that is absolutely hilarious!!

Ahaha. That's a good one. Cool he just let you go.

See the sex addiction forum?

What are you talking about Kumar?

They're trying to imply we're all sex addicts. And here I thought we were having an adult conversation, whether it be informative or entertainment, so we can be healthy and open about sex.....APPARENTLY....we are all just a bunch of perverts *rolls eyes*

FYI: I've known actual sex addicts, I don't believe anyone here fits the bill.

Ahhh, I see...Faeriegoddess...
WELL Addiction ... Sma dick tion ...


Im thinking Faerie Pervertress and Llady Pervertress to rule the laaannnd ...

Mine was about 25 years ago when I was in college. I met a girl in one of my classes that I really liked but never talked to. I got really high on lsd at dance and when she walked by I stuck my foot out, she sat and talked for bit. She ended up taking me to her place. She poured a bath and lit candles and incense (Gonesh #13 Ancient Times). She never really knew at the time I was wired but just being in that bath with her was just so sensuous and magical. She lit candles around her bed which was a futon and the sex was dream like, just so trippy and intense. Something I will never forget.

I have a couple favorites.....where to begin lol!

A recent favorite, my FWB called me in the middle of the night one night. I was sound asleep and he texted me "open your door". I sent back, WTF I'm sleeping. He continued to text me, I'm serious I'm at your front door. Well, I rolled over and peeked out my window, and his truck was in my driveway. UGH! I went down to let him in and we didn't make it past the steps. When he first came in, he pushed me up against the door kissing me. Then one thing led to another, we started out up against the wall. We finished on the steps. Then we just layed there talking for about an hour before we finally had the energy to make it up the steps to the couch.


Another memorable time for me was with my ex. We had a two year old at the time. Not much time for nookie. I was reading out on the front porch. It started to storm. He came out to watch the storm with me. I ended up riding him on the porch reverse cowgirl style in a plastic lawn chair. We could both still watch the storm that way.

TC - I love that first story! I miss that urgency of passion!