Healthy Sex Support Group
This community is dedicated to an open discussion about healthy sex and sharing thoughts and feelings about sexuality and improving one's sex life. Most active adults desire to have an active and fulfilling sex life, both for themselves and also their partner. Here we discuss common sexual challenges faced by both men and women.
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen up good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'
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'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?'
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'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?'
family was having dinner on Mothers Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was wrong.
Nothing, said the woman.
Not buying it, he asked again. Seriously, whats wrong?
Do you really want to know? Well, Ill tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mothers Day, you dont even tell me so much as Thank you.
Why should I? he said. Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Fathers Day gift.
Yes, she said, but Im their real mother.
and then the fight started
The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass, hills and trees, and all these strange animals.
She saw a big, fat, weird-looking, brown thing and ran up to it all excited, Hi! Im a zebra. What are you?
Im a cow, said the animal.
What do you do?
I make milk for the farmer.
The zebra then saw this little funny-looking white thing and ran over to it. Hi, Im a zebra. What are you?
Im a chicken, said the animal.
What do you do?
I make eggs for the farmer.
Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, Hi, Im a zebra. What are you?
I am a horse, said the animal.
Wow, said the zebra. What do you do?
Take off those fancy pajamas, and Ill show you.
aint that a truthful funny!