Healthy Sex Support Group
This community is dedicated to an open discussion about healthy sex and sharing thoughts and feelings about sexuality and improving one's sex life. Most active adults desire to have an active and fulfilling sex life, both for themselves and also their partner. Here we discuss common sexual challenges faced by both men and women.
A Lesson in Grammar
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket
to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a
potion, handed it to him,
and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and
it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.
' When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been
in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How
do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say'1-2-3-4,'
he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again
until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to
join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took off his clothes and
said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she
asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with
a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket
to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a
potion, handed it to him,
and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and
it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.
' When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been
in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How
do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say'1-2-3-4,'
he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again
until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to
join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took off his clothes and
said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she
asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with
a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
Thanks.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room everyone says, 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people say 'Your Holiness'."
The lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, so the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She replies, "I have a daughter who's tall, blond and measures 38DD-24-36. When she walks into a room, people say, 'My God'.