Healthy Sex Support Group
This community is dedicated to an open discussion about healthy sex and sharing thoughts and feelings about sexuality and improving one's sex life. Most active adults desire to have an active and fulfilling sex life, both for themselves and also their partner. Here we discuss common sexual challenges faced by both men and women.
EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," sh e replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything
is wonderful, but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes
the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with
my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They're a real pain."
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her
body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.. She felt
that having only two breasts might leave her body more
"symmetrically balanced".
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot
at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured
that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right.
I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and
tossed it into the bushes
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
the Garden of Eden;
" Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight.
You see, all the animals are paired off.
The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull.
All the animals have a mate except me.
I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said,
"You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have
overlooked this? You do need a mate and I
will immediately create a man from a part of you.
Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that about the rib?
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," sh e replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything
is wonderful, but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes
the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with
my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They're a real pain."
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her
body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.. She felt
that having only two breasts might leave her body more
"symmetrically balanced".
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot
at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured
that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right.
I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and
tossed it into the bushes
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
the Garden of Eden;
" Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight.
You see, all the animals are paired off.
The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull.
All the animals have a mate except me.
I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said,
"You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have
overlooked this? You do need a mate and I
will immediately create a man from a part of you.
Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that about the rib?
John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door. Only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!!
The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand repeatedly came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it.
Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying and....wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other...'Look Paddy...there's that freakin' idiot that got in the car while we were pushin' it.' !!
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, '' No health insurance.'
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to GOD.'
The patient replied, 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law.