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SST 09/12/2008

Quote for the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm,
she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries,
she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges
what is given to her.'
So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of shit.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

SST 09/12/2008

Let's see if I understand... how the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off, while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day, for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats, without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased, blames the air line. I must have lived too long to understand the world anymore. So, if I die while my old wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

SST 09/12/2008

WHY
I AM KNACKERED?

Yes, I'm
knackered.

I'm knackered
because I'm overworked...............................

The
population of this country is 51 million.

21 million are
retired.

That leaves 30
million to do the work.

There are 19
million at school.

That leaves 11 million to do the
work.

2 million are unemployed and 4 million are
employed by the government to look after us.

That
leaves 5 million to do the work.

One million are in
the armed forces, which leaves 4 million to do the
work.

3 million are employed by County and Borough
Councils to help the government to look after
us.

That leaves one million to do the
work.

There are 620,000 people in hospital and
379,998 in prisons..

Which leaves 2 people to do
the work.

You and me.

And
you are sitting on your arse reading this.

No
wonder I'm bloody knackered!

flutterbyfly 09/12/2008

I like that. lol Thats great. Thanks hun!

SST 09/12/2008

smiles just love to make yall laugh

Tray34 09/12/2008

Totally love it..Thanks.

deleted_user 09/12/2008

Thank you for starting out my Friday on a laughing note!

koolman 09/12/2008

Great, dude! I'm gonna give my mom a call right now and tell her I love her.

deleted_user 09/12/2008

AHH THATS SOO TRUE I REALLY LIKE THAT!

deleted_user 09/12/2008

what if you have a 10 inch cock?

deleted_user 09/12/2008

THEN IF SHES REALLY GOOD SHE'LL GIVE U ABOUT ANOTHER HALF INCH!

deleted_user 09/12/2008

ok cc enough is enough. i'm headin for texas...lol...

1/2 inch huh? what do you think?

deleted_user 09/12/2008

WELL...I CAN DO ALOT MORE THEN HALF AN INCH LOL IM THINKING MAYBE AN ENTIRE INCH ILL ROCK UR WORLD BRYAN!

deleted_user 09/12/2008

you want me?

lindsey2008 09/12/2008

I wish all men thought the way you did!

deleted_user 09/12/2008

YESS...RIGHT NOW CHAINED UP COVERED IN WHIP CREAM

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