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The amount in a load

koolman
koolman
Is every guy expected to squirt fire-hydrant-style like the porn star Peter North, or is a tremendous load just a freak of nature that is just a "visual effect"? I mean, c'mon, considering it only takes one sperm cell to impregnate a woman, and there are millions in the "average" load...be honest, ladies and gay gents...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Well, the average man ejaculates about 1-2 teaspoons.

Of course, as one ages, this tends to lessen.

It is not a visual effect, any man that ejaculates into the air or on a surface, can see that it looks like a massive amount.
deleted_user
deleted_user
My first one is like a freakin' cement mixer. They get less impressive the more times I get off, though.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Definate fact. The amount of times you ejaculate also determines the amount. As well as the length of time between. If you have gone a while (weeks) without ejaculating, well...stand back you could put out an eye!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Better get your safety goggles on, confused...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Elmer the Safety Elephant says to buckle up for safety...

Any other safety equipment that may be required? Bullet proof vest? Flame retardant underwear??
deleted_user
deleted_user
Handcuffs. Definitely handcuffs. I may also ask you to taze me at some point, too.
deleted_user
deleted_user
The tazer huh? again? okay....but only if I get to pick the spot.
deleted_user
deleted_user
If it's the spot I'm thinking of, it would be a freakin' HUGE load. You might need some snorkeling gear, doll...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Don't worry about the amount of come, just be happy that you did. Real women don't want their men to look and act like porn stars anyway-trust me.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Volt - okay...so you guessed the spot. Now I have to come up with something else to get those extra points for creativity...

Hmm...I kinda like men acting like porn stars on occasion, there are moments when I can absolutley be a porn star myself...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Tazing me underneath the balls would be pretty goddam creative, confused...I hate to think what ELSE you've got cooking up.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Well it's no fun if you know it's coming....

and I am just FULL of surprises. Just a bundle of excitement y'no.
koolman
koolman
alittleco: Is this your real picture, or is this Anna Nicole Smith we're looking at? If this is you, you're hot.

Yep, Peter North squirts like a freak of nature; even when I wait two weeks to masturbate, I never get more than one or two good squirts before the cum just oozes out; it's still a pretty substantial load, but it doesn't have near the force as that guy's does--he must have a humungous prostate or something! The man's a gorilla!
deleted_user
deleted_user
That's anna.

I'm hotter. really....want a reference?

Peter North does certainly put on a show.
koolman
koolman
Sure, give me a reference. I'd love to see some hot pictures of you.