Healthy Sex Support Group
This community is dedicated to an open discussion about healthy sex and sharing thoughts and feelings about sexuality and improving one's sex life. Most active adults desire to have an active and fulfilling sex life, both for themselves and also their partner. Here we discuss common sexual challenges faced by both men and women.
Redneck pick up lines...
1) Did you fart?
Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.... the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
1) Did you fart?
Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.... the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
and I for real have heard # 6!!!
#13 WANNA PLAY HOUSE YOU BE THE SCREEN DOOR N I'LL SLAM YA ALL NIGHT
#14 WANNA PLAY ARMY I'LL LAY DOWN N U CAN BLOW ME TO PIECES
#15 GRABBIN YOUR ASS SAYIN IZ THIS SEAT TAKEN
#16 CAN I TICKLE YOUR BELLY BUTTON FROM THE INSIDE