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This is one of the best I have heard in a long time!!!!!!!!!One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch.She told the doctor her problem and he said,
"You have the crabs".
She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin. She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, "You probably have the crabs""No" she said, "I am an eighty year old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.
She said, "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch.
Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It can not be the crabs."
The doctor said, Jump on the table and let's have a look." "After examining, the doctor proclaimed,
"Ma'am, your right, you do not have the crabs.
This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies."
"You have the crabs".
She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin. She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, "You probably have the crabs""No" she said, "I am an eighty year old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.
She said, "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch.
Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It can not be the crabs."
The doctor said, Jump on the table and let's have a look." "After examining, the doctor proclaimed,
"Ma'am, your right, you do not have the crabs.
This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies."
well HAHAHA...gotcha! lol
lmao! i effing LOVE Jeff Dunham!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me, I kill you.
lol
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as
a
stuffing -- imagine that.. When I found this recipe, I thought it
was
perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when
poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.
4 - 5 lb. Chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper
to
taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter
salt,
and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking
pan
with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the
oven
door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.
And, you thought I couldn't cook...