Healthy Sex Support Group
This community is dedicated to an open discussion about healthy sex and sharing thoughts and feelings about sexuality and improving one's sex life. Most active adults desire to have an active and fulfilling sex life, both for themselves and also their partner. Here we discuss common sexual challenges faced by both men and women.
they got settled in their
seats a woman sitting across the aisle
from him leaned over to him
and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No. I work for a condom company.These are customer complaints.
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the
exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are
actual
comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was
performing
their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there
yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas ,
we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief ?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8."Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all.
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my
head is not up there?"