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Monday Morning Joke

brent72
brent72
So there you are,
having a dinner party .....
Your parents are there ....
Your in-laws are there ........
Your boss and his wife are there ....
The minister and his wife are there ....
You're all settling down
for a nice relaxing evening dinner ....

Then in walks the dog.....

Click below to see the dog!!
(Or go to my pictures if the link doesn't work)



http://dailystrength.org/people/304367/photos-videos/0
flutterbyfly
flutterbyfly
LMAO! That is friggin great!
deleted_user
deleted_user
that is so damn funny. I would hate for that to happen anyone.. but it is funny as hell..
Tray34
Tray34
Too funny..
deleted_user
deleted_user
OMG, how did your dog get into my toys?
SST
SST
A new word is born! I knew someone would find a name for our election process for this year. Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
SST
SST
When you have an
'I Hate My Job Day',
[even if retired you have those sometimes]
try this:

On your way home from work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section
and purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand..
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you
will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and
sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table
or a surface so that it
will not become chipped or broken..

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and
read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print
there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and
repeat out loud five times,
'I am so glad I do not work
in the thermometer quality
control department
at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A
PAIN IN THE BUTT
THAN YOURS.