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SST 10/01/2008

Love Story

I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

SST 10/01/2008

Rancher in Montana A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch
and knocked at the door.
A young boy, about 9, opened the door.
'Is yer Dad home?' the rancher asked.
No sir, he ain't,' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'
'Well,' said the rancher, 'is yer Mom here?' 'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.'
'How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?'
'He went with Mom and Dad.'
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
'Is there any thing I can do fer ya?' the boy asked politely. I knows where all the tools are, if you want to borry one.
Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.'

'Well,' said the rancher uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad.
It's about your Brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant.'
The boy considered for a moment. 'You would have to talk to Pa about that' he finally conceded.
'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but, I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard.'

deleted_user 10/01/2008

alright, I am really disappointed in the love story-I was really getting warmed up!!

LOL

SST 10/01/2008

awww cmere I'LL warm ya up lol

deleted_user 10/01/2008

Not if you have that flu bug! The way I like to ache, shake, and moan has nothing to do with needing a shot-well. . . .now I'm confused!!

SST 10/01/2008

LOL

kidsintowe03 10/01/2008

damn it SST! You know this girl's over here achen for a uh, um, well, hell..for whatever it is you men do to us women..LMAO...just gotta go and tease me don't cha???!

SST 10/01/2008

LOL GOTCHYA LOL

INNURMIND 10/01/2008

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much,

but the reception was excellent.

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