> > > A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50 birthday. She
> spends
> > > $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
> > >
> > > On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.
> Before
> > > leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking,
> but
> > > how old do you think I am?"
> > >
> > > "About 32," is the reply."
> > >
> > > "Nope! I'm exactly 50, the woman says happily.
> > >
> > > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the
> counter
> > > girl the very same question.
> > >
> > > The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
> > >
> > > The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
> > >
> > > Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug
> > > store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to
> get
> > > some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
> > >
> > > The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
> > >
> > > Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"
> > >
> > > While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting
>
> > > next to her the same question.
> > >
> > > He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 years old and my eyesight is going.
> > > Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how
> old
> > > a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let
> me
> > > put my hands under your bra.
> > >
> > > Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
> > >
> > > They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets
> the
> > > best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
> > >
> > > He slips both of his hand under her blouse and begins to feel
> around
> > > very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and
> he
> > > gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and
> rubs
> > > them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she
> says,
> > > "Okay, okay....How old am I?"
> > >
> > > He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands,
> and
> > > says, "Madam, you are 50."
> > >
> > > Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how
> could
> > > you tell?"
> > >
> > > The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
> > >
> > > "I promise I won't" she says.
> > >
> > > "I was standing behind you at McDonald's
> >
> > =just wandering do you all think this would work, hope someone smiles today