I wanna give a big F U to the son of a $%&#@ who dates my future daughter. I know what teen boys are like and I will hurt anyone who hurts her or thinks about getting her pregnant before she has been through college.

Same goes if I have a boy, the girl who hurts him will answer to me.

Also a big F U to the guy who broke my heart. And a big F U to anyone who has broke the heart of anyone in this group.

Also a big F U to the guy who shot Dimebag on stage during a Damageplan concert.

I want to give a big Fuck you to my brother who called me a cunt.What a douche bag

i wanna give a big F U to Poison Ivy... YOU SUCK. Stop making me scratch you....... and go away .. or something

Love to say F you to this internship place I HATE it!!

Well, I know this will be shocking, but a gaint F U to my ex who either bails on me last minute when he's supposed to have the kids OR has them and keeps them in his pigstye where they spend their hours squashing ants and trying to catch fruit flies. You're a 41 year-old father, so why don't you grow the F up and try taking 1/2 as good of care of your kids as you do your f'ing Porsche.

Whew!

I want to give big fuck you to my old apartment and there bedbugs. If they stiff me on the deposit I'm taking them to small claims court on principle and might even if they don't stiff me. Fuck them and their $300 of out of pocket expenses I had to incur, let alone having my apartment totally dysfunctional for 4 months. I want my $300 back and 20% of the rent for those 4 months. Sounds fair to me, fuck faces.

sweet!

a big F U to 99 % of the phoenix population, who are shady selfish mother fuckers who only give a shit about themselves and what they can get from people then when u need a hand or favor or whatever.. no where to be found, or say " fuck you bitch " >> yes this happened today and in my house no less ...
people here in phoenix just suck!


that felt good !

F U to my ex-girlfriend!! I hate you for breaking my heart :'(

Previously mention my LITERAL f-u. Nobody read it.

A big F U to my father for being a selfish son of a bitch, and a big F U to his family for not inviting me to his funeral, oh yeah, and for not telling me he died lol

Ummm....gonna be hard for me to top that one. So I'll just give a big F U to Keebler for getting rid of Opera Creme cookies so many years ago. They were my favorite, and when you pulled them from the shelves, a part of me died that day.

F U to all the people who don't know how to drive on my way home from work.
F U to most of my exes.
F U to my boss who just took away our smoke breaks.
F U to my landlord who doesn't know how to fix anything right.
F U to my youngest daughter's dad...I hope you die in prison
F U to poison ivy (for MrProstitute)

I feel much better!

@ Okie (performing cpr resesitation) Wake up! Can I interest you in a tub of chocolate frosting instead?

Prizz, sorry, only lemon filling will do, but if you want to surround THAT with chocolate and vanilla cookies, then I might play your tune! :)

I want to give a big F you to the girl who tried to kill herself, me, and both my kids today (see upcoming Pearls post).