For those of us who aren't getting any (or maybe just not exactly enough)...given the option, what would you settle for?
A. A nice long romantic night... mood music and each other as the appetizer....wine and sumptuous meal....then dessert... perhaps a second round and winding up in each others arms in front of a roaring fireplace?
B. Locking ourself away for a week... just room service and occasional break to come up for air. Christening every nook and cranny in the place?
Not exactly sure, but I think I'd like the combo? haha
Did you ever notice the shapes that come in a lava lamp? The "goo" sometimes stands erect, spirts, and collapses. It can be long and thin, short and stubby. It seems to have a mind of its own.... But the lamp is warm and easy to touch lightly and you have to use caution when handling. It is easily turned on. I just love watching it. wink, wink...
I have a toxic coworker who has been driving me insane.I used to be pretty friendly with her, until she made negative comments about my body out of the blue. She was loudly telling another coworker that I was scrawny, that she couldn't imagine what anyone would grab onto while having sex with me, and that she would not "go lesbian" for me. I told her that I didn't need to know any of that and...