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WILL BE BACK ASAP,SURGERY TOMORROW AM LOVE YALL
THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH, YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO BED!!!
SCENE: A doctor's office
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others w hat's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH, YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO BED!!!
SCENE: A doctor's office
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others w hat's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
deleted_user
SO FUNNY!!! Hope surgery goes well tomorrow!!!! Hugs to ya.
deleted_user
I love it!!! So true...thanks, I needed a laugh tonight!
SpyderNCSU
Thanks for the tears of laughter. Take care Hoss tomorrow...........get back here soon..........
deleted_user
LOL! You always make me laugh, Hunnie!! I hope your surgery goes well and you come back to us here to soon! MWAH!
SST
WILL BE BACK DRIVIN YALL NUYZ AS SOON AS POSSIBLE LOL I PROMISE
deleted_user
That one was funny........It made me laugh for real
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