Healthy Sex Support Group
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I have gotten some great texts and I wanted to share them with you.
"SEXSHOP.com would like to thank you for your recent order. You asked for the large red vibrator featured on our wall. Please re-select. Thats our fire extinguisher"
Top 5 Lies Women Tell:
5. Hes just a friend
4. I dont suck dick
3. Im cumn
2. Im on my period
1. This pussy is all yours
"Redneck Word of the Day Handsome I told her when her mouth got tired to use her handsome."
"Definition of Fucked: When a man has a house payment, a truck payment, a wife, and a girlfriend and all four are a month late!!!!!"
"SEXSHOP.com would like to thank you for your recent order. You asked for the large red vibrator featured on our wall. Please re-select. Thats our fire extinguisher"
Top 5 Lies Women Tell:
5. Hes just a friend
4. I dont suck dick
3. Im cumn
2. Im on my period
1. This pussy is all yours
"Redneck Word of the Day Handsome I told her when her mouth got tired to use her handsome."
"Definition of Fucked: When a man has a house payment, a truck payment, a wife, and a girlfriend and all four are a month late!!!!!"
holy shit
A spit and a swallow.
If a stork brings babies, what bird brings no babies? A swallow.
Bitter husband says to wife "On your head stone I'll put 'cold as ever'". Wife says "that's ok. On yours I'll put "Stiff at last!"
Redneck Pickup Lines:
1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2. Are yer parents retarted? Cuz ya sure are special.
3. My love fer you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card? Cuz Id like to check you out.
5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6. If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, Id store my nuts in yer hole
7. You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beautys only a light switch away
8. I know Im not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock.
9. I cant find my puppy can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
10. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
11. If yer gunna regret this in the morning, we kin sleep til afternoon.
12. Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up.
Some people are like slinkies, they don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.