Like dogs marking their turf (this one's mine!), the fellas were out in droves battling for pussy last night, New Year's eve, in a crowd in downtown Fort Lauderdale that gave Mardi Gras a run for its money, and the ladies just luuvved the attentnion, dressed to the hilt in those oh-so-sexy, body-fitting black skirts and high heels, dancing, grinding their asses against the dude of choice, their Gucchi purses dangling in tow. Amusing at best, annoying and pathetic at worst.

Any of you folks encounter sexual competition when you go out? I've heard it said that women can be equally competitive when it comes to fighting over handsome dudes. Is this an early 20s phenomenon, or does it continue into old age?

I don't want to not only have to worm and weasel my way into a woman's heart, but also have to deal with the sausage squad attempting to undermine my efforts at every turn, because they want her too. Only thing I can say is, may the best man win.