My last 3 birthdays...no sex. The one before that, she let me give her a facial. Never happened since, probably never again.

I have never had birthday sex or valentines sex. I'm desperate for both. I would do absolutely anything she wanted to for her birthday. Giving her a facial though, that was basically birthday sex to me. Half year birthday sex. I don't even really remember but we were having sex on the bed she was on her back and going at it and she got really into it which always turns me on then she said I want you to cum on my face. I was thinking "hell yeah but I'm gonna kind of feel bad about this." I did kind of feel bad but at the same time not at all. It's a weird feeling. Right away she was like "ok get me a towel." I grabbed her some toilet paper and she was like "seriously dude? get me a towel." It even happened a couple more times after that so it must not have been too bad. Every time though had the same ending. "Get me a towel." Not even upset but she just like went from being super horny and ecstatic to almost like "shit they want me to work on Saturday."

Get me a towel.

I always take care of hubby on his b'day or anniversary. For him it is always about a BJ. So usually me in his favorite nighty, a massage followed by his favorite thing. Now if only I could get something remotely like that back from him...

(Grins) for my birthday I once convinced my bf to come to bed wearing nothing but a tool belt filled with some toys. That night was all about toys, and tounges, and whatever else I wanted. For his I have dressed up, one year as a cheerleader, another as a cowgirl. It always comes with a nice bj, and he gets to decide where it goes from there....

Damn, is it my birthday yet?

Nothing all that crazy.. when I used to care I would dress up in high heels and lingerie(guys seem to like this) and cook him dinner, maybe a massage or some role playing.
Favorite thing a guy did for me on my birthday.. My ex boyfriend got us one of those rooms at those little motels right on the beach. We spent alot of the night just talking and walking on the beach at night with no one around. Then we went back to the room and had sex on the balcony. It was really beautiful. I know kinda sappy but I really loved it:)
Sadly my birthday is coming up and i wont be having any sex so thanks lostlove for writing this depressing post. haha just joking!!!

I really hope that I am getting door jam bondage cuffs for my birthday! They seem like they could be a lot of fun. Hint HInt Molo!

1st, you already know you're getting cuffs, probably before your birthday. Second...FROSTING!!!

^But Honey, you always provide the frosting for me? lol

I got sex, white pants and a paisley shirt.... I was fucking devastated ;)

That is too funny Viper! I was just going to send you a message saying I think your Wife should buy you white pants and a paisley shirt to go with it. lol

Haha yeah. Because I pride myself on looking like a bee gee!

Birthday sex, BIRTHDAY SEX!

Well, screw that notion, hasn't happed since 06, and with my attitude, most likely will never happen again. My bday is tainted with piss poor memories.

FML

Good morning Tossed lol... A good positive start to the day! It's uphill from here lol. Be lucky!

26 years of memorable birthday sex. I could write a novel....LOL!