Healthy Relationships Support Group
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and have a few laughs. Anyone who is not in pain or pissed off that knows a few good jokes?
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
Just prior to her husband inviting her home for a romantic dinner, she had a generous helping of baked beans, making sure to expell the gas that followed on her way home...
When she got there, he blindfolded her and said "now wait here in the dining room". She thought "how romantic".
When she got there, the pressure in her bowels was becoming most unbearable. She leaned to one cheek and let 'er rip...the smell was worse than cooked cabbage. Too more methane releases and she felt reasonably relieved, fanning the air to dissapate whatever fecal remanants still hung in the air...
Wheh her husband finally unblindfolded her, to her horror, her entire family was sitting there, noses clenched, to say "surprise"!
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
LoL
If I were Obama, I'd be an idiot for taking this back-stabbing woman as my potential VP, even in the interest of "backing" the Democratic party. But he's probably a shameless whore too...
LOL