1. Load Your Plate Up High, Then Take It To The Kitchen, Toss It All In

The Blender, And Take Your " Shake " Back To The Table.

Anounce That It's The New Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.




2. When Eveyone Goes Around To Say What They Are Thankful For, Say,

" I'm Thankful I Didn't Get Caught " !!

And Refuse To Say Anything More.




3. Bring Along Old Recorded Football Games, Pop Them In The VCR

When Dad's Not Looking.

Make Sure It Is Set To The Last Two Minutes Of The Game.

When He Comes Into The Room, Turn Off The VCR And Turn On The

Regular T. V.




4. Bring A Date That Only Talks About Tragic And Abusive Conditions

Known To Exist At Turkey Farms.




5. During Mid-Meal Turn To Mom And Say, " See Mom, I Told You They

Wouldn't Notice That The Turkey Was Past Expiration Date.

You Were Worried For Nothing " !!