A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road.
They thoughtfully made a sign saying, " The End is Near ! Turn yourself around now before it's too late " ! and showed it to each passing car.
One driver who drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them, " Leave us alone, you religious nuts " !

All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and the priest said to the pastor, " You think maybe we should have just said ' Bridge Out ' instead " ?