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EVER WONDERED ABOUT .....
Guts or Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
Guts or Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
lindsey2008
LMAOOOO GENE!!!
deleted_user
Good one!!
Willgord
HOW TRUE IT IS GENIE!...LMFAO!!!!!
deleted_user
lol lol I take it that is how the nutcracker evolved huh lol
genebh
Yes...written by Tchai Cocksky!! Cashew Cashew!!! (Gesundheit)
deleted_user
lol love your wit Geno it always gives me a smile:):):)
genebh
Wit? Wit? I got HALF that. I be a 1/2 wit!!!
deleted_user
actually,you neen VERY BIG BALLS, to do both those things.........yes,experience does count....LOL
Pam730
Gene, you crack me up!
genebh
Thank you, Pam. Now explain to Sara LOL...she doesn't often get the joke, but she thinks I'm "amusing"... is ther a DIFFERENCE?
Pam730
Gene, I couldn't 'splain you if I tried! Not in a zillion years,my friend! LOL
Tamehau
you can have guts or balls, but I agree they would end with the results that you posted. DEATH!
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