Friends til the end Community Group
A group for those of us here who get more from our friendships than from the available discussion groups. A place to be accepted and appreciated for who we are. Somewhere to always feel safe and know that especially on the bad days we are here for each other .A place for encouragement and love.
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Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it. Just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
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BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF.
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS
UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH!!!
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME.
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it. Just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF.
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS
UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH!!!
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME.
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!
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I use those words in EXACTLY that way! Well' all except for thank you - I can use that in a sincere sense and make a point of thanking my hub when he does something thoughtful... but then there is always the other way to use it as well...very similar to "That's OK" .
This is an absolute classic.Thanks BG44 :D.
I'm emailing it on to others - so good!