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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemosabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies: "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then he says:
"Kemosabe, you dumber than buffalo dung.
Someone has stolen tent." !!
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemosabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies: "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then he says:
"Kemosabe, you dumber than buffalo dung.
Someone has stolen tent." !!
deleted_user
LOL this is great
Lesa
Good one Barb!
Yrod
Uh Huh that is a good one.
bgoodwin44
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