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A Mother Was Working In The Kitchen, Listening To Her Five-Year
Old Son Playing With His New Electric Train Set In The Living Room.
She Heard The Train Stop And Her Son Saying, " All Of You B*****ds
Who Want Off, Get Off Now, 'Cos Were In A Hurry,
And All Of You Bs*****ds Who Are Getting On Now, 'Cos We're Going
Down The Tracks.
The Horrified Mother Went In And Told Her Son, " We Don't Use That
Kind Of Language In This House.
Now I Want You To Go To Your Room And Stay There For TWO HOURS.
When You Come Out, You May Play With Your Train, But I Want You To
Use Nice Language. "
Two Hours Later, The Son Came Out Of The Bedroom And Resumed Playing
With His Train.
Soon The Train Stopped And The Mother Heard Her Son Say, " All Passengers
Who Are Disembarking The Train, Please Remember To Take All Your Belongings
With You.
We Thank You For Traveling With Us Today And Hope Your Trip Was A Pleasant One. "
She Hears The Little Boy Continue.
" For Those Of You Just Boarding, We Ask You To Stow All Of Your Hand
Luggage Under Your Seat.
Remember, There Is No Smoking On The Train.
We Hope You Will Have A Pleasant And Relaxing Journey With Us Today. "
As The Mother Began To Smile, The Child Added. . . . . . . . . .
" For Those Of You Who Are Pissed Off About The TWO HOUR
Delay, Please See The Fat Controller In The Kitchen. " !!
Old Son Playing With His New Electric Train Set In The Living Room.
She Heard The Train Stop And Her Son Saying, " All Of You B*****ds
Who Want Off, Get Off Now, 'Cos Were In A Hurry,
And All Of You Bs*****ds Who Are Getting On Now, 'Cos We're Going
Down The Tracks.
The Horrified Mother Went In And Told Her Son, " We Don't Use That
Kind Of Language In This House.
Now I Want You To Go To Your Room And Stay There For TWO HOURS.
When You Come Out, You May Play With Your Train, But I Want You To
Use Nice Language. "
Two Hours Later, The Son Came Out Of The Bedroom And Resumed Playing
With His Train.
Soon The Train Stopped And The Mother Heard Her Son Say, " All Passengers
Who Are Disembarking The Train, Please Remember To Take All Your Belongings
With You.
We Thank You For Traveling With Us Today And Hope Your Trip Was A Pleasant One. "
She Hears The Little Boy Continue.
" For Those Of You Just Boarding, We Ask You To Stow All Of Your Hand
Luggage Under Your Seat.
Remember, There Is No Smoking On The Train.
We Hope You Will Have A Pleasant And Relaxing Journey With Us Today. "
As The Mother Began To Smile, The Child Added. . . . . . . . . .
" For Those Of You Who Are Pissed Off About The TWO HOUR
Delay, Please See The Fat Controller In The Kitchen. " !!
dreamsicle
LMFBO, oh that is too funny.
deleted_user
LOL Good one Barbara;-))
bgoodwin44
" U R Both Welcome " !
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