Friends til the end Community Group
A group for those of us here who get more from our friendships than from the available discussion groups. A place to be accepted and appreciated for who we are. Somewhere to always feel safe and know that especially on the bad days we are here for each other .A place for encouragement and love.
Perks of reaching 50
Or being over 60
And heading towards
70 or beyond !
1.
Kidnappers are not very
Interested in you.
2.
In a hostage situation,
You are likely to be released first.
3.
No one expects you to run --
Anywhere.
4.
People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,
'Did I wake you?'
5.
People no longer view you as a
Hypochondriac.
6.
There is nothing left
To learn the hard way.
7.
Things you buy now
Won't wear out.
8.
You can eat
Supper at 4 PM.
9..
You can live without sex
But not your glasses.
10.
You get into heated arguments
About pension plans.
11.
You no longer think of speed limits
As a challenge.
12.
You quit trying to hold
Your stomach in no matter who walks
Into the room.
13.
You sing along
With elevator music.
14.
Your eyes won't get
Much worse.
15.
Your investment in health insurance
Is finally beginning to pay off.
16.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
Than the national weather service.
17.
Your secrets are safe with your friends
Because they can't remember them either.
18.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
A manageable size.
19.
You can't remember
Who sent you this list.
AND YOU NOTICE THESE ARE ALL
IN BIG PRINT
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE !!
Or being over 60
And heading towards
70 or beyond !
1.
Kidnappers are not very
Interested in you.
2.
In a hostage situation,
You are likely to be released first.
3.
No one expects you to run --
Anywhere.
4.
People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,
'Did I wake you?'
5.
People no longer view you as a
Hypochondriac.
6.
There is nothing left
To learn the hard way.
7.
Things you buy now
Won't wear out.
8.
You can eat
Supper at 4 PM.
9..
You can live without sex
But not your glasses.
10.
You get into heated arguments
About pension plans.
11.
You no longer think of speed limits
As a challenge.
12.
You quit trying to hold
Your stomach in no matter who walks
Into the room.
13.
You sing along
With elevator music.
14.
Your eyes won't get
Much worse.
15.
Your investment in health insurance
Is finally beginning to pay off.
16.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
Than the national weather service.
17.
Your secrets are safe with your friends
Because they can't remember them either.
18.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
A manageable size.
19.
You can't remember
Who sent you this list.
AND YOU NOTICE THESE ARE ALL
IN BIG PRINT
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE !!
deleted_user
Re: #8. 3:45 for us oldies. And as for #13, is that why I sing? Smile
Yrod
# 19 I just can't remember is what.
oceangypsy
This is a funny list....and becoming very true!
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