well, let me think on that one---

ok I pulled out my card for my cataract-those little cards that you carry around that say what lens you had replaced, my doc gave me one for each eye,,the cashier says uh that is your CATARACT card, very loud she was-everyone giggled.I meant to give her my debit card. This happened at Wal-mart.
I guess that is not too bad, but all I could remember, I am sure if I thought long enough I could think of more!

My mind is blank right now-maybe later something will come to me-I am sure I have more to tell, I have a knack for embarrassing myself.
You know what? What happens at Wal-mart STAYS at Wal-mart...like that Las Vegas saying.

" Years Ago Before ATM Cards

I Forgot My Checkbook

Had To Go Back Home And Get IT " !!

Luckily it was late at night. I was walking in the back of Save Mart with a bunch of friends. I slipped and fell face first, after sliding several feet, landing tangled up in a friends legs. Everyone laughed at me all night.

Well it was not a grocery store, it was a ladies clothing store in the mall, now it was February and there was snow and ice on the ground and the store was empty when I walked in. ALL the sales girls headed towards me as I bent over to get a couple pair of socks when all at once I passed gas LOUDLY.....all the sales girls headed the other direction quickly. That was many, many years ago and I am still embarrassed.

I knocked over a display once with the shopping cart. I barely bumped it but cans went flying everywhere. I could have crawled under the shelf. I hustled around to gather the cans up and then piled them in front of the display as everyone snickered.