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Fighting Charges Leveled Against Them Nearly A Year Ago,
Some Of Santa's Key Reindeer Remain Under Barn Arrest
As We Approach The 2011 Christmas Flight.
Forced Into Driver's Safety, Social And Substnace Rehabillitation
Programs After Numerous Reports Of Broken Laws, North Pole
Superior Court Ruled That The Sleigh Team Must Pass Sanity
Traffic, Safety, Public Health And Sobriety Tests Before They
Will Be Allowed Back On The Streets Of The Pole Or Up In The Air.
Though Santa Could Not Be Reached For Comment, Elf Spokesman,
" Twizzle " Tells Reporters That Saint Nick Is Concerned For The
Welfare Of His Reindeer And Wants Them To, " Just Get Healthy "
While Contingency Plans Are Being Drafted For An Alternate Team Again
This Year , Most of The Reindeer Team Is Expected To Complete Counseling
And Therapy Sessions In Time For The Big Day, New Reindeer Will Have To
Be Chosen To Replace Comet, Vizen, And Blitzen However, As They Have Not
Been Released From Hoof Bracelet Monitoring And Will Be Forced To Remain
Under Barn Arrest.
Original Criminal Activities For The Sleigh Team Were Posted In The North
Pole Gazette And Read As The Follows:
DASHER: Nude Streaking Through Public Streets And Venues, General Public Nudity.
DANCER: Unlawful Table Top Dancing, Hoof Damage To Hardwood Floors.
PRANCER: Illegal Sexual Actvity - Providing Sexual Services For Money.
VIZEN: Prostitution, Cavorting With Known Criminals, Canooding.
COMET: Speeding In School Zones, Reckless Flying, Numerous Accidents.
CUPID: Multiple Marriage-For-Money Schemes, Falsified Mail Order Bride Schemes.
DONNER: Grand Theft From Fashionable Clothing, Shoe And Accessory Stores.
BLITZEN: Public Drunkness And Disorderly Conduct.
North Pole Courts Are Scheduled To Review The Comet, Vizen And Blitzen Cases
On December 23rd To Determine Fitness For Return To Reindeer Society.
Hoof Bracelets May Be Removed In Time For The 24th, Though Insiders In The
Elf Community Have Their Doubts, Said One Elf Who Chose To Remain Nameless,
" We Saw Blitzen Get Vizen Drunk Last Night While Luring Her To His Straw Bed,
And Comet Stole The Keys To The Sleigh And Was Buzzing Caribou Last Night
At The Speed Of Sound....Santa Was Pissed. " !!
Some Of Santa's Key Reindeer Remain Under Barn Arrest
As We Approach The 2011 Christmas Flight.
Forced Into Driver's Safety, Social And Substnace Rehabillitation
Programs After Numerous Reports Of Broken Laws, North Pole
Superior Court Ruled That The Sleigh Team Must Pass Sanity
Traffic, Safety, Public Health And Sobriety Tests Before They
Will Be Allowed Back On The Streets Of The Pole Or Up In The Air.
Though Santa Could Not Be Reached For Comment, Elf Spokesman,
" Twizzle " Tells Reporters That Saint Nick Is Concerned For The
Welfare Of His Reindeer And Wants Them To, " Just Get Healthy "
While Contingency Plans Are Being Drafted For An Alternate Team Again
This Year , Most of The Reindeer Team Is Expected To Complete Counseling
And Therapy Sessions In Time For The Big Day, New Reindeer Will Have To
Be Chosen To Replace Comet, Vizen, And Blitzen However, As They Have Not
Been Released From Hoof Bracelet Monitoring And Will Be Forced To Remain
Under Barn Arrest.
Original Criminal Activities For The Sleigh Team Were Posted In The North
Pole Gazette And Read As The Follows:
DASHER: Nude Streaking Through Public Streets And Venues, General Public Nudity.
DANCER: Unlawful Table Top Dancing, Hoof Damage To Hardwood Floors.
PRANCER: Illegal Sexual Actvity - Providing Sexual Services For Money.
VIZEN: Prostitution, Cavorting With Known Criminals, Canooding.
COMET: Speeding In School Zones, Reckless Flying, Numerous Accidents.
CUPID: Multiple Marriage-For-Money Schemes, Falsified Mail Order Bride Schemes.
DONNER: Grand Theft From Fashionable Clothing, Shoe And Accessory Stores.
BLITZEN: Public Drunkness And Disorderly Conduct.
North Pole Courts Are Scheduled To Review The Comet, Vizen And Blitzen Cases
On December 23rd To Determine Fitness For Return To Reindeer Society.
Hoof Bracelets May Be Removed In Time For The 24th, Though Insiders In The
Elf Community Have Their Doubts, Said One Elf Who Chose To Remain Nameless,
" We Saw Blitzen Get Vizen Drunk Last Night While Luring Her To His Straw Bed,
And Comet Stole The Keys To The Sleigh And Was Buzzing Caribou Last Night
At The Speed Of Sound....Santa Was Pissed. " !!
deleted_user
Love those Reindeers
bgoodwin44
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DellaBeth
Too funny!
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