Fitness Goals Support Group
This community is dedicated to group support around achieving fitness goals, whatever they may be, through personal training, athletic activites, or other strenuous activity. Whether you are trying to get fit to treat a health problem, boost your mood, relieve stress, or tone your body, this group is a great place to meet other like-minded people who have similar goals.
An electric elephant!
Moo-sic.
Where cows go Friday nights?
Moo-vies.
Where cows spend summer vacation?
A-moo-sement park.
Most famous cow composer?
Moozart.
What activist cows are likely to organize?
A grass roots moo-vement.
"I know," I tell them, "but you may as well laugh, because that's as funny as I get."
I walked into the 5th grade lesson holding a music stand over my head. "I understand," I told them. Lots of groans and rolled eyes, and this voice from the back of the room: "Hey Mr. H-M, that one was pretty good for you!"
Another 5th grade, another year. I'd asked them some memory question. One girl is furiously waving her arm in the air, I think it's going to fall off. "I see that your light bulb has turned on," I tell her, "but I'm going to wait for a few more."
The strategy worked; she calmed down, nearly every hand goes up except for another girl down front. In a quiet voice she assures me, "My light bulb is on, I'm just saving electricity."
I walked into the kindergarten room to start the music lesson and sat down on the tiny chair. Little Miss Empathy smiles at me and says sweetly, "My Nana has that problem, too."
Completely baffled I ask, "what problem is that?
"She makes the same noise when she sits down. She goes 'aaungh!'"