My cat would complain that she sometimes has to wait for, like 5 minutes, before I feed her!

My dogs would say get off your fat lazy butt & take us out!

My four cats are plotting my death. The fish are out to drown me and the dog worships me as the king of food and space.

My dogs would be bemoaning the fact that they don't get enough roast lamb...

My dogs would say, "Why does she leave the door open when she does that?"

My pets would say "he is crazy"

oh boy... this is a good one! You are trying to get me to divulge my secrets, aren't you!

Puppy would say that mom poops a LOT and it's loud but never smelly because girls don't have smelly poops, or that's what mom says anyway.

:-)

My pet would tell everyone I'm a heartless bitch for waking him up when I want a cuddle... that I starve him for not feeding him every thirty seconds... that my room's a bloody tip and I try to drown him in the bath once a week.

my dogs would say " we are sick and tired of looking at the 4 walls". we want to go for car rides and run at the park and play.. all mommy wants to do is rest on her days off. then i think they would say our mama loves us more than her own life.... xxxxx

My son's gerbil would say "I have never heard such foul language in all my days!"

Cats: "She's alright, except when she talks to us too much, she's a bit boring..and hellooo clean the cat pans a little more often"

Dogs: "Who?"

Dogs: "Oh, her, she takes up too much of our bed"

My cat would say, "PEEEETTTTT MEEEEE!!!," because I am allergic to her and cannot pet her.
My dog would say, "I hate that cat!"
My rabbit would say, "Let me gooooo - Got to mark territory!!!! (Oh, and leave a poop trail wherever I go, too - part of marking territory!)"
My rat would say, " Gimme a vittle; another vittle; another vittle; another vittle..."
And, my Piranha would say, "FEED ME!!! NOW!!!! FEED ME: the rat, the rabbit, the cat, the dog,.... FEEEDDD MEEEE!!!!"

My parrot would say mummy's cruel for eating chocolate in front of me when I can't have any!
My cat would say I give goo head critches
My rabbits would say I don't give them enough bunny choccy drops

our 4 dogs, 9 cats, 5 rabbits, and 4 fish would most likely be talking about how they get neglected ever since that baby came here ... except for one dog who has taken ownership of the baby ...