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There were three iron workers sitting atop a huge building just starting lunch, a spanish man, a italian man and a man named George Bush.
The Spanish man opens up his lunch box and turns to the other two and says " Tacos.. Tacos again.. If I get tacos tomorrow I am going to jump off this building"
The italian opended up his lunch box and says "Lasagna, Lasagna again, If I open up my lunch tomorrow and there is lasagna, I too will jump off this building..
George opened up his lunch box and shook his head and said " Bologna, Bologna sandwich, If I open my lunch box tomorrow, I shall also jump off of this building"
Next day came and it was lunch time. The Spanish guy opened up his lunch box and wouldnt you know.. TACOs he jumped off the building.. The Italian opened up his lunch bos and sure enough, Lasagna, and he also jumped. Needless to say George opened up his lunch box and ofcourse he had bologna and also jumped off the building
As they were all good friends the wifes held the funeral together with all three caskets. The Spanish mans wife walked over to the casket and said " Oh, if I would have only known you hated tacos, I would have never put them in your lunch box" The Italian mans wife bent over his casket and said "oh honey, If I would have known you hated lasagna so bad, I would have never put it in you lunch box.
Now Georges wife looked at these two women and scatched her head and said " You know, I dont know what was a matter with George, he was making his own lunches"
HEEHEE
The Spanish man opens up his lunch box and turns to the other two and says " Tacos.. Tacos again.. If I get tacos tomorrow I am going to jump off this building"
The italian opended up his lunch box and says "Lasagna, Lasagna again, If I open up my lunch tomorrow and there is lasagna, I too will jump off this building..
George opened up his lunch box and shook his head and said " Bologna, Bologna sandwich, If I open my lunch box tomorrow, I shall also jump off of this building"
Next day came and it was lunch time. The Spanish guy opened up his lunch box and wouldnt you know.. TACOs he jumped off the building.. The Italian opened up his lunch bos and sure enough, Lasagna, and he also jumped. Needless to say George opened up his lunch box and ofcourse he had bologna and also jumped off the building
As they were all good friends the wifes held the funeral together with all three caskets. The Spanish mans wife walked over to the casket and said " Oh, if I would have only known you hated tacos, I would have never put them in your lunch box" The Italian mans wife bent over his casket and said "oh honey, If I would have known you hated lasagna so bad, I would have never put it in you lunch box.
Now Georges wife looked at these two women and scatched her head and said " You know, I dont know what was a matter with George, he was making his own lunches"
HEEHEE
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
"Well, there's so much to live for." "Like what?" "Well, are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist." "Wow, me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1789 or Reformed Baptist Church of God, 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said, "Die, heretic scum!!" And pushed him off the bridge.