Depression Support Group
Depression is a real and debilitating condition that is often misunderstood by family and friends. Its meaning can range from a prolonged period of sadness to an actual mental illness with specific symptoms. Find and share experiences with others who are going through the same struggles.
Stole this from another board:
1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says, "Have a nice day," say you have other plans.
5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
6. Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram.
7. Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
8. Dance naked in front of your pets.
9. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to preschool as if nothing were wrong.
10. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman Numerals.
1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says, "Have a nice day," say you have other plans.
5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
6. Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram.
7. Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
8. Dance naked in front of your pets.
9. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to preschool as if nothing were wrong.
10. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman Numerals.
borrow a squirrel from a taxidermist and keep it on your head all day - especially if you are a cashier or work some kind of window or toll booth.
walk around with a sign that says THIS AD SPACE FOR RENT
wear an adult diaper on the outside of your clothes
hand out invitations with directions to a non existent party to every stranger you pass - then go see how many came.
He bought a gross of 5" smiley face buttons, punched a hole between the eyes on each one, and added a drib of red paint, then walked down the street and handed them out.
A little too dark for my taste, but I have to salute his sense of whimsy!
throw your pop corn everywhere in the cinema
call every guy you know for the next week "Dave"
Get peoples names wrong
fight with a tree in full public view
go rollerblading down the street with a a balaclava and a vest
get naked as much as possible
eat honey
dance the fandango
listen to the prodigy