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Hey everyone. There are a few things I would like to address and a few things I want to share. First off all of my updates on my Mother in Law's condition are written in my journal. Everyone is free to come by and read and/or comment.
Secondly, I hear that alot of people have started bashing Testy for my post that inspired 88 people to respond. Please don't. I have talked with her, and we've moved on past, sorted out the truth, and it's ok.
Third, I want to sincerely THANK everyone who has commented, and written to me. Every little bit helps, and truth be told, I feel like I'm 6 again scared, unsure, and lonely. Thank you guys.
Secondly, I hear that alot of people have started bashing Testy for my post that inspired 88 people to respond. Please don't. I have talked with her, and we've moved on past, sorted out the truth, and it's ok.
Third, I want to sincerely THANK everyone who has commented, and written to me. Every little bit helps, and truth be told, I feel like I'm 6 again scared, unsure, and lonely. Thank you guys.
HUGS
It's like the joke about the old lady who went to the Dr. I shall find it and post it here...
A women goes to the doctor complaining of her constant flatulance. She says, "Doctor, I must fart 500 times a day, BUT you would never know it, because theyre SILENT and the dont STINK!. For instance, Ive just passed gas at least 20 times just sitting here with you right now!".
The Doctor just nods and gives her a prescription
. He tells her to come back in 2 weeks.
2 weeks later she enters his office and says "Those pills made my farting worse! Im still breaking wind 500 times day, but now they SMELL REALLY BAD!.
Doc replies: Well, now that weve cleared up your sinuses, we can work on your hearing!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. This tall, tanned and built guy with jet black eyes starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one move s. As this man approaches, the woman begins to get excited. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
Good one Jenn.
A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and cant find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she cant hear.
So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions.
("I need the rake.")
She replies by pointing to her eye ,
grabbing her left breast,
slaps her butt, then rubs her crotch.
The man is confused and runs upstairs.
"What? What was that?"
"Eye, left tit, behind, the bush."
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain
and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing
error messages.
BTW, I rive at the rake.