These are actual conversations from my Facebook page today:

Me: I have decided that the cuteness of my cat Felix is fractally impossible. I also can not believe that I am that much of a geek to use the word fractally

Friend 1: stop trying to quantify the mass of your geekdom lmao
4 hours ago

Friend 2: Define "fractally" (uh, it's coming up with spelling error through Google Chrome LOL)
4 hours ago

Hubby: The cat is dam cute.
3 hours ago

Me: Having to do with fractals, which is basically a form of geometry used to explain how the environment creates objects. Simply put, it is the geometric pattern of all of life. It is best described when looking at objects such as the branches on trees or looking at a head of broccoli where a pattern in an object is shown and repeats itself, normally decreasing itself in size.

Holy cow I am a geek! LOL!
3 hours ago

Me: Now, when describing my cat as being fractally impossible, what I mean is that...holy cow...this cat is a freak when it comes to the law of physics. This cat is a cute impossibility. Felix also defies all laws of geometry and trigonometry. It is as if the angles of his face and body break some sort of law of natural occurrence and are designed by a cute demon to be aligned in such a way as to cause a literal cute overload. Look at pictures and you will see what I mean.
3 hours ago

Me: I ONLY KNOW THIS BECAUSE I AM AN OP ARTIST!
3 hours ago



Sister: You sound like your brother usen all them darn big words
Hubby: Yes but all her big words are made up.
3 hours ago

Me: I call bullshit:

http://www.alphadictionary.com/blog/?p=200
3 hours ago