Ok.. I wake up this morning and Im a little late for work. I sleep naked (yea, yea, I take off the old bear suit to sleep, so?) anyways, I head for the bathroom as I always do in the morning to do my morning doo doos. I sit on the ole pot and I guess I didnt close the bathroom door very tight and my cat Velcro comes in. I dont pay much attention to him and he wants his morning loves.. I am busy and ignore him.. He proceeds to the back of the potty and proceeds to climb me like a tree..
Needless to say it hurt like the dickens and jumped to my feet, peeing down my leg and relieving the pussy from my neck.. For hell sakes, I havent felt that kind of pain in a long time. Laugh you may as I am now, but damnit.. It still hurts.. Scratches from my arse to my neck.. Can I get Cat Scratch Fever from this? ROFLMFAO