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Two guys where walking down the street when they saw two dogs humping. One said, I wonder how much liquor it would take to get my wife to do it that way? So they made a bet of $10 on whose wife would do it on the lease amount of liquor. After a week, they met in a bar. Well, said the first guy, How much liquor did it take? A pint of whiskey, replied the other guy. The first guy said You win, it took me a whole bottle just to get my wife out in the yard.
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A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, Are all of those kids yours? He replied, No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.
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Two drunks were stumbling home one night when they seen a dog licking its privates. One said to the other "I wish I was able to do that."
The other drunk replied "so do I, but I'm afraid the dog would bite me!"
Two guys where walking down the street when they saw two dogs humping. One said, I wonder how much liquor it would take to get my wife to do it that way? So they made a bet of $10 on whose wife would do it on the lease amount of liquor. After a week, they met in a bar. Well, said the first guy, How much liquor did it take? A pint of whiskey, replied the other guy. The first guy said You win, it took me a whole bottle just to get my wife out in the yard.
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A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, Are all of those kids yours? He replied, No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.
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Two drunks were stumbling home one night when they seen a dog licking its privates. One said to the other "I wish I was able to do that."
The other drunk replied "so do I, but I'm afraid the dog would bite me!"
I think if you get to know him and pet him some he just might let you.