I was feeling down too and started reading something named 101 ways to annoy people...its quite amusing!! Here are some:

~Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

~If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

~Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

~Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

~Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

~Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

~Highlight irrelevant information in important papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

~ Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

~Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

I'm sorry your having a bad day...I hope this brightens you up a bit.

..here's one more:

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie."

Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"
~Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

Keep your head up.

"Pandora has all kinds of artists, but will any of them makes your butt look amazing? "


weirdest ad everO_O

I'm running on E (empty) right now so the only thing I have to offer is a hug. I do hope tomorrow is a better day for you. xxxxxx

i always find it hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNjGOi4115E

There is a website called Fmylife.com..it is supposedly real people telling real things that happened to them that F***ed up their lives..it is usually pretty amusing..why is it funny as long as it happens to someone else?? Sounds mean, but is really all in good fun..check out the website, and hope you are feeling better soon! Hugs xxx

What do you mean by "I tried to think positively by keeping up my 'excellent' face but it didn't work."?

I think we need a fucking group hug...wtf?

fun time of year.!.

Ok ok.. group hug.. beasty hugs Scarred and cherries.. bear hug

group hug!!!!!

I love the glass eye idea!!!!!!!!

HUGS

Thanks everyone.

Take care XXXXX

huggs to you... ang