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Christmas story...

Dixe4me
Dixe4me
Anyone want to play?

All through the house not a creature was stiring not even a grouse!

You write the next line.
deleted_user
deleted_user
But a fairy was twinkling hid under the sink she waved her wand which was magically pink
deleted_user
deleted_user
With the wave of the wand the stocking appeared full of goodies and toys.
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
And the children were naughty, sneaking a peek. And what did their wandering eyes should they see?!.....
deleted_user
deleted_user
a mountain of presents under the tree!
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
No NO, wait! Is that Santa, taking a leak?!!! :0
kate52
kate52
Then with a zip to his trousers and a nod of his head, he washed up his hands and out to the Christmas tree he fled
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh, I was mistaken Santa is just watering the tree with a magic yellow liquid which brighteng its glow.
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
And now as he climbs to the top of the tree....
deleted_user
deleted_user
He yells "merry christmas to all and thanks for the pee!"

lol!
deleted_user
deleted_user
he climbs back up the chimney with no care in the world...
deleted_user
deleted_user
He screams at his reindeer,cause they're getting too old
deleted_user
deleted_user
and trades the reindeer in for a pot full of gold
deleted_user
deleted_user
With the loot tucked away in his sack he waved so long to the reindeer in back. What to do with all this golf he thought to himself.... Maybe I could go but me some more elfs!
deleted_user
deleted_user
lmao!

or maybe a new boob job for mrs. claus would be the thing to do with my new loot of gold :)
deleted_user
deleted_user
Maybe he thought to himself as he heads back home with the sack full of gold. Maybe ill stop and get some soup for this damn cold! I wonder if Mrs claws is home ages been away all day and I need to stay warm. He ate his soup in one gulp0tossed down a golf coin and went back out. Back out in this cold crap he thought maybe ill stop at loverslane and pick something up for the pl ball and chain.