Crohn's Disease & Ulcerative Colitis Support Group
Crohn's disease is a systemic inflammatory bowel disease (IBD) of unknown cause, that results in chronic inflammation of the intestinal tract. It can affect the entire gastrointestinal tract from mouth to anus, and can also cause complications outside of the gastrointestinal tract. There is no known medical or surgical cure for Crohn's disease, but there are many medical...
I believe that we are more than capable of entertaining ourselves in this community thank you very much. Case in point:
A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'
HeeeHeeee!
The well-dressed man replied ..... Youre not going to spend it on liquor are you?
No, sir, I dont drink, retorts the bum.
Youre not going to throw it away on fishing gear, are you? ... the gentleman asked.
No way! ... I dont fish either! ... answered the bum.
You wouldnt waste the money on a deer lease, would you? asks the man. Never! says the bum, I dont hunt!
So the man asked the bum if hed like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepted eagerly. While they were heading for the mans house, the bums curiosity got the better of him ... Isnt your wife going to be upset when you bring a guy like me to your house for dinner?
Probably, said the man, but itll be well worth it for her to see what happens to a man that doesnt drink, fish or hunt.