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The pastor was giving a hell fire and brimstone sermon on the sins of hate. He was riling up the congregation and they were whoopin and shoutin AMEN BROTHER. Towards the end of the sermon he really laid it on and then suddenly he stopped shouting and stared into the eyes of his congregation and quietly said ... "Here, in God's house, which one of you can stand up and honestly say that there is not even one person you hate."
A very elderly lady proudly stood up and said "pastor I do not hate anyone."
Well the pastor was dumbstruck. He asked the usher to bring the lady to the front of the church. When she came up to him, he asked her "now Mrs. Brown, can you tell us how you are able to claim that you do not hate anyone in the whole world."
"I outlived the bitches."
A very elderly lady proudly stood up and said "pastor I do not hate anyone."
Well the pastor was dumbstruck. He asked the usher to bring the lady to the front of the church. When she came up to him, he asked her "now Mrs. Brown, can you tell us how you are able to claim that you do not hate anyone in the whole world."
"I outlived the bitches."
grannie
LOL....that is my story...I'm stickin' to it...LOL
Imarighter
Ha ha ha! That's funny!
deleted_user
I like this one!!!
jazzkeys
Good one !!!
oldcorpsmarine
Great!
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