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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds
AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!”
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was
a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back into the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing for a week now.
She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds
AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!”
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was
a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back into the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing for a week now.
deleted_user
I think I saw Bob with Trixie in a new Ferrari headed South .
jazzkeys
Our Bob is moving......
gracenme
LOL , smart
Imarighter
Once again, a man has underestimated the wrath of a woman. Now if they'd just do what they're told to do, their lives would be much better. LOL
EBBIESGIRL
LOL Imarighter. You are soooooooooooooooo right!
grannie
Unfortunately they can't do better...it's a curse.....LOL
MsBlank1
I'm guessing he is the "new" and improved seasoning in Mr. Puff's soups!!!!
MayberryDeb
If he did that, I am not looking for him. Creep.....
PuffyChestnut
Once again a man did exactly what was requested, but is now being demonized by you ladies. Please say what you mean and stop talking in riddles, Men interpret words literally. We try so hard to please, sob sob.
jazzkeys
Awww Puff, stop running, I think ya need a HUG.
PuffyChestnut
I do need a hug, but now I'm all sweaty from running.
jazzkeys
(((((HUGS)))))
PuffyChestnut
(((HUGS)))) (Hope my deodorant worked.)
longwahom
He's probably got the runs from that Cheez Whiz soup of his and running for the porta potty!
PuffyChestnut
Whoaa! I didn't say I had the runs. The Cheeze Whiz that I add to my soups greatly enhance the flavor and nutritional value of my original recipes. Campbells wishes that they had thought of it first.
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