COPD Penalty Box Community Group
A spot for those who want to enjoy life, share time , stories, information and laughter without penalty or pettiness. Motto: We have a disease but we don't have to "be" a disease!
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -"So, you're the one who took our phone book..."
glad to see something from you...your the man
Arthur Davidson in Heaven
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to Heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven".
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the throne room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Oh, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
There is too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
It chatters constantly at high speeds.
Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust, and finally,
The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his celestial Super Computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention then yours".
you too puff, lol
•Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.
•Motorcycles' curves never sag.
•Motorcycles last longer.
•Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
•You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
•Motorcycles don't have parents.
•Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
•You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
•You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
• If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
•You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
•If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
•Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
•When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
•Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
• Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
• New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
•If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
•If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
• If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
•If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
• You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
• You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
•You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
•If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
•You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
•Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
•Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
•Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
•Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
•Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
•You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
• It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
•If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
•You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.