I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to us. The teenager had spiked hair all different colors - green, red, yellow, blue. My dad kept starring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad starring at her. The teenager finally had had enough and sarcastically said "What's the matter old man never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on his response. I knew he would have a good one. In classic style, without batting and eyelid he responded, "Got stoned once and screwed a parrot. Just wondering if you were my daughter?"