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Arthur is 81 years old.
He's played golf every day since his retirement 16years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast.
" That's it, " he tells his wife " I'm giving up golf.
My eyesight is sobad; once I hit the ball I can't see where it went."
His wife sympathizes.
As they sit down, she makes a suggestion: " Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try."
" That's no good, " sighs Arthur.
" Your brother is 93 years old. He can't help. "
" He may be a ninety three, " says the wife, " but his eyesight is perfect. "
So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law, " Did you see the ball " ?
" Of course I did " ! says the brother-in-law. " I have perfect eyesight. "
" Where did it go " ? asks Arthur.
" Can't remember."
He's played golf every day since his retirement 16years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast.
" That's it, " he tells his wife " I'm giving up golf.
My eyesight is sobad; once I hit the ball I can't see where it went."
His wife sympathizes.
As they sit down, she makes a suggestion: " Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try."
" That's no good, " sighs Arthur.
" Your brother is 93 years old. He can't help. "
" He may be a ninety three, " says the wife, " but his eyesight is perfect. "
So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law, " Did you see the ball " ?
" Of course I did " ! says the brother-in-law. " I have perfect eyesight. "
" Where did it go " ? asks Arthur.
" Can't remember."
mycat
GOOD ONE
mads1959
Lol ..good one
deleted_user
sounds about right,that is if I even make it to 81...lol,but if I'm playin ngolf then,somebody better be with me,to call 911,cuz the first shot,I'll be throwing my back out....
4everu4ic
OH NO. I'm with Thor, I'd be throwing my back out too.
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