Club Funny Bone Community Group
We all have a funny bone that is ticklish! Let's all have some fun and laughter, loosen up and cut up in a clean or, if you like, a dirty and ridiculous manner......everything goes on here from jokes to wordly gossip on your mind or just being a little bit silly! So come on and join in for the time of your life at Club Funny Bone! *****ALL MEMBERS MUST BE 18 yrs OR...
10) What's red, white, blue, and green ?
A patriotic turtle !
From Jessica, age 7, Abilene, TX
9) What did one flag say to the other flag ?
Nothing. It just waved !
From Eloise, age 9, Charlottesville, VA
8) Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to
Lexington ?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry !
From Betty, age 9, CT
7) How is a healthy person like the United States ?
They both have good constitutions !
From Tom P., age 8, KY
6) What dance was very popular in 1776 ?
Indepen-dance !
From Rachel, age 8, Long Beach, CA
5) What would you get if you crossed George Washington with
cattle feed ?
The Fodder of Our Country !
From Marie K., age 12, Dallas, TX
4) Teacher: " Where was the Declaration of Independence
signed " ?
Student: " On the bottom " !
From Christy, age 14, Denver, CO
3) Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell ?
Yeah, it cracked me up !
From Tom P., age 8, KY
2) What did King George think of the American colonists ?
He thought they were revolting !
From Scott, age 11, Colorado
1) Do they have a 4th of July in England ?
Yes. That's how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
From Big Al, a grownup, Frankfort, KY.
A patriotic turtle !
From Jessica, age 7, Abilene, TX
9) What did one flag say to the other flag ?
Nothing. It just waved !
From Eloise, age 9, Charlottesville, VA
8) Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to
Lexington ?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry !
From Betty, age 9, CT
7) How is a healthy person like the United States ?
They both have good constitutions !
From Tom P., age 8, KY
6) What dance was very popular in 1776 ?
Indepen-dance !
From Rachel, age 8, Long Beach, CA
5) What would you get if you crossed George Washington with
cattle feed ?
The Fodder of Our Country !
From Marie K., age 12, Dallas, TX
4) Teacher: " Where was the Declaration of Independence
signed " ?
Student: " On the bottom " !
From Christy, age 14, Denver, CO
3) Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell ?
Yeah, it cracked me up !
From Tom P., age 8, KY
2) What did King George think of the American colonists ?
He thought they were revolting !
From Scott, age 11, Colorado
1) Do they have a 4th of July in England ?
Yes. That's how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
From Big Al, a grownup, Frankfort, KY.
awakendwoman
God Bless! Funny!
mycat
FUNNY
LuvMyTitans
Too cute!!
deleted_user
nice !!!
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