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New boots
An elderly couple Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, ' Notice anything different about me ' ?Margaret looked him over.
' Nope.' Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, ' Notice anything different NOW ' ?
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, ' Bert, what's different ' ?
' It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow ' . !
Furious, Bert yelled, ' AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET ' ?
'Nope, ' she replied..
' IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS ' !!!!
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, ' Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. '
An elderly couple Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, ' Notice anything different about me ' ?Margaret looked him over.
' Nope.' Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, ' Notice anything different NOW ' ?
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, ' Bert, what's different ' ?
' It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow ' . !
Furious, Bert yelled, ' AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET ' ?
'Nope, ' she replied..
' IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS ' !!!!
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, ' Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. '
deleted_user
well,I can relate to Bert,LOL
4everu4ic
OMG......too funny.
sparkles0521
Wow, they sure sound like a happy couple. lol
mycat
FUNNY
LuvMyTitans
OMG.......................... that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sparkie, I agree. lol
mads1959
LOL love it ..go Margaret
deleted_user
I think Margaret,is my sister in law...LOL
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